"Brushing my toddler’s teeth is my favorite way to unwind. She never flops around like a deranged mackerel hell-bent on knocking herself unconscious on the nearest wall, counter, or tile floor. It’s our special time together."
'deranged mackerel' is easily my new favourite metaphor.
Cheers to #lifedistractions for pointing me in the direction of this Tumblr.
It’s brilliant and you should follow immediately